- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Womans profesional lacrosse

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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