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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Black people.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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