- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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this is not a drill.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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