A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

what's white and sticky semen

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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