- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Choir.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??