- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

angelosnyder is not gay

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Punching a baby

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the dog die? He was old

I? Everett

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

I have an erection My mom!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.