(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Rebecca Black.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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