- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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