- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

homosexuals are gay

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Dance is a sport

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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