- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Cancer.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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