What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Im cute hehehee

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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