- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

i hate black people

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

why did matt die? He had cancer

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

are you gay does your mom know

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Robin, Get in the Car

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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