- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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