- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

women's rights, lol

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

sure!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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