- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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