who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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