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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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