Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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