what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Women's rights...

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

yada yada

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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