Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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