- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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