- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why? Why Not?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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