once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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