- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Roses are red.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

hey, my names mark.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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