- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??