- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Knock knock

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

penis?

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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