- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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