Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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