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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I am quite mature.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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