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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What can fly? Lots of things

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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