what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Bitch! Love, J.B.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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