Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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So does Blake

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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