Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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obama

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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