How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

hey hey apple

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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