- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

your skull would make a nice pen holder

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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