- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Caca.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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