Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what tall and looks like a jew?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

I need to start studying.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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