you will like this because i am black.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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