Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

i just pooped that is all!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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