- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Face Hunter is scum

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What did death say to life? Go die

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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