- Anti Joke

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Please? No.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

James Patrick Campbell