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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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