- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

* anti-punchline

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

steven hawking walks into a bar

Queens Park rangers

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

You know what's catchy? A cold

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