- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Robin, get in the batmobile

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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