- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

knock knock come in !

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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