Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Matt is a Duster!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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John Stamos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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So does Blake

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Smeg...

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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