- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

womens rights

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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