Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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