Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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PSN IS UP

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