- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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