This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

WHO WANTS SOW????

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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