Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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I Have a Black Friend

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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minorities

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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