What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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retard

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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