- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Please? No.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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