- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

WNBA

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Everybody will die

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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