- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Mitt Romney

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Anti Joke

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