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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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