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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did? Yes

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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