Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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