- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

woman..parallel parking

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

12 in general

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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