how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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