- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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