A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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watch a i d s left

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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